Sean Penn - This years recipient of the "Sympathy" Oscar. It should have went to Depp.

Michael Moore - Farenheit Moron

Danny Glover - Still waiting for that call for Predator 3.

Alec Baldwin - He doesn't have Kim Basinger to punch in the face anymore so he has to do something.

Martin Sheen - Dude. You play one on TV!! Not real life!!!!

Cher - Do I have to comment?

Jessica Lang - She's still alive?

Richard Gere - Take the gerbil out your anus, Richard! That's why Cindy Crawford divorced you.

Janeane Garafalo - You made out with Ben Stiller. You have no shame!!!!

Gwyneth Paltrow - Some Advice...Madonna is not someone to listen to.

Barbera Streisand - Liberal elite at it's worst.

George Clooney - Even Tarentino can't save you from "Solaris"!!!!

Ethan Hawke - I think you should be asking yourself how you lost your wife "Uma" more than you should be pondering politics.

I hope and pray that if Kerry get's elected....all of these people get cabinet positions. Since they know what's best for us and all.....